Grey Hill Mafia Members
Tony(Sasquatch)
Youth Pastor and Godfather of the non-existent Mafia. Dad to all youth group members and the funniest guy around. He coordinates all of our trips and makes us all remember that we are very small and he is very big...God that is..
Kim(Mamma K) a.k.a. Sasqualina
:Wife of the Sasquatch,who also does not exist, and mother of the youth. She keeps all of our heads on straight and makes sure we stay out of trouble. She feeds us and puts up with our stupidity.
Jeffrey(JJ)
:Redneck extrordinare and YouTube Star!! He is the stunt man of the group, always willing to jump of high things for the entertainment of others. He is the all time MVP of Manhunt and his house is often the other meeting place for the non-existent mafia.
Lynda(Lyn-Lyn)
The funniest of the group. She is the First Catlettsburg Survivor and can down a PB& Mayonnaise sandwich in a single bound. She is often seen with her seezters (Shelby-n-Georgene) and playing with Trevor pudding ball. She is...well...special.
J.C.(umm...J.C.??)
He is also a YouTube Star!! He is the biggest Teddy Bear EVER...but he is also a big meanie when you mess with his seezters. All the ladies love him and all the guys wanna be him. He is the all around buddy.
Shelby(Shelza)
She is the singer of the group. Her house is often the party house just because she has a pool. Everyone and their bruddah is always staying the night. She can often be seen with a can of Root Beer and eating Wheat Thins. She is the big seezter out of all the seezters.And is the man at playin Spoons.
Jeremy(umm..Jeremy??)
He is the runt of the group. He is often joking around cause his only friend is Comet. (j/k Sunday school joke) He's often seen with a bag of Andy Camp's Hot Fries and taught GG the ways of the ninja...because he's a ninja??
Georgene(GG,G-Unit,Amazon,GuhGuh,Xena)
She is the water warrior and a force to be reckoned with. She is also the queen of the smileys. She is the resident champion of Chex Mix Poker and can often be seen busting a move. She is the nicest and the kindest of all the non-existent mafia members and will give you a hug.
Cory(Twinam)
The actual ninja of the group.(Jeremy is a poser ninja). Cory is fearless except he is scared of GG. He is often with J.C. and is often running into things at high speeds just so everyone will laugh at him. He even went to the extreme of ripping his toe on Shelza's fence for a good laugh. He has the curlyest hair on a human being and can run faster than your mom.
Ashley(Ash,Garden Tool,Ashey)
The oldest member of the non-existant mafia, she is always willing to have fun and hang out. She just graduated and married David Smith. She can often be seen driving David's car. She likes to "get down" with her bad self.
Richard(Doodle)
He is the resident artist and YouTube Maseter! Without Richard we would be in the dark. You can't often see Richard because he is in the house on his computer. He is funny and often just wants to have fun. He also created this site!
Tori(irot)
Tumble queen and dancing fiend Tori is the prankster. When she gets to hang out she just wants to have fun. She enjoys puppet shows with Lynda and throwin up the duce on the b-ball court.
Anthony Franklin(Pedro)
The newest member of the non-existent mafia, this 6 week old ladies man just likes to chill out, eat some formula, and burp. He loves being held my sissy GuhGuh and hates his car seat.
Danielle(Dani)
Crazy and Cool. She is the most hyper-active one of the group and we have to lock up the Mountain Dew at teen functions. She can be seen on the arm of J.C. and just chillin and havin fun. She is an interesting person and HATES fishies.